Comes from The Manolo (He (?) of the fabulous shoes): Hail to the Coif
Better than the mediocre hair, to the mind of the Manolo, are the example of those politicians, like the Ike and the Gerry Ford, who gracefully went bald without resorting to the dreadful combovers, or the hair plugs, or the ridiculous and expensive custom “hair systemsâ€. This willingness to stoically face the follicular misfortune is the testament to their personal rectitude and the strength of their characters.
“Follicular misfortune” almost made me spit my coffee…. I am SO gonna use that riff on the next baldy flaunting overgrown sideburns that passes my way.













