(original time–09:19AM) Lord knows why, but the FOX folks are–as we speak–taping something with the Supreme Practitioner of the AoSHQ Lifestyleâ„¢ for later broadcast.
So look what he’s got posted [updated] to greet any FOX watchers who, unaware of the whole “lifestyle” credo, go to check out his site after the piece gets aired: Goat Diaper Sha’ria Edicts….
Because goat farm animal genitalia may harden a Jihadi’s tits.
Like a Viking.
“First they came for the goats, and I said nothing….”
UPDATE: Ace has posted a recollection of the event, including chemical prep work. “Rockstar”??? Dude, you pour the Val-u-Rite into a Red Bull!
Still no video. MEMO TO ROGER AILES: Don’t fucking play with us, fatman…. We can cast an abject eye on O’Reilly and make Olberman’s BS look like fifth grade schoolyard pranks. (Yeah, they already are, but you get my drift. You think we’re on your side… but your boss doesn’t actually pick one, does he? All he cares about is satellite clearance and market share.)
UPDATE II (12:38PM): Pass the Popcorn!
THAT’S IT? WE FIND OUT HE’S NOT A SWARTHY BASTARD… FOR THAT!?
