It’s Gonna be a Bad Day in Moonbat Land

[tag]Fitzmas[/tag] finally comes… for Darth Karl:Rove won’t be charged in CIA leak case

[tag]Jason Leopold[/tag] is gonna catch an epic dose of mockination today… it’s gonna be downright Biblical, the wave of shit that’s gonna hit this twit….
Brace yourself, son; the pain’s about to come!

UPDATE: and so it begins….
Scrappleface: Rove Cleared, Zarqawi Dead, GOP Doomed
Brainster: The Night Before Fitzmas
Allah@Hot Air: LET THE GLOATING BEGIN
Steve the Llama Butcher:

First we kill Z-Man while he’s wearing a leopard skin nightie, then our 51st state beats Iran in the World Cup, than Rove is cleared, then Bush goes to Iraq? I definitely question the timing! And of course the White House aide named “Bartlett” is nothing more than a deliberate rubbing it in to despondent West Wingerians in mourning.

When he wakes up, Goldstein’s gonna have a party. AWAKE:

BREAKING: THREAT OF ROVE INDICTMENT REMAINS IMMINENT, IF BY “IMMINENT” ONE MEANS “IT WON’T HAPPEN, BUT JASON LEOPOLD IS ABOUT TO GO ON A SAVAGE TEQUILA BENDER BEFORE BEGGING HIS OLD HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPER EDITOR FOR A JOB, WRITING, OH, SAY, EXPOSES ON NUTRITIONALLY-DEFICIENT CAFETERIA FOOD OR SOME SUCH”

*must credit protein wisdom*

MALKIN: It’s a twofer – Bush and Rove Derangement Syndrome Day!

DECISION ’08: Themes in the Fever Swamps

I wonder if Randi Rhodes is gonna slit her wrists on-air today?