[tag]The Alliance[/tag] has long-known [tag]Glenn Reynolds[/tag], aka “[tag]Instapundit[/tag],” law professor and web raconteur, in reality is a puppy blending, hobo killing maniac. Prof. Reynolds has managed to convince many and sundry that he is, in fact, just a smart, mild-mannered guy with a variety of interests; able to turn “heh” and “indeed” into defacto trademarks, while becoming the “editor of the blogosphere” and the go-to guy for the MSM when they need a bloggy talking head for one of their stories or shows. But….
If you prick him, he does not bleed. [tag]Evil Glenn[/tag] just brings the whoop-ass crashing down on your tinfoil helmeted head, as an oblivious [tag]moonbat[/tag] recently learned:
Moonbat: Hello Insta-idiot,
Courtesy of Glenn Greenwald- whom I’m sure you wish you could be, if you ever grow a brain and some integrity- some of your wise words about the opponents of the Iraq War.
yadda, yadda, yadda (old Insta-post quote) yadda, yadda (sneering “immoral rethuglican” crack)
Evil Glenn: Well, I actually think that Glenn Greenwald wants to be me, though if so he’d be well advised to stop lifting his stuff from Tom Tomorrow.
And then he whips out his Tennessee Cluebat of Reality and brings the pain on the poor dumb bastard’s skull.
UPDATE: See? Now he’s trying to smoke my servers. EVIL!