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More Insanity By the Bay

Sell a guinea pig, go to jail. That’s the law under consideration by San Francisco’s Commission of Animal Control and Welfare. If the commission approves the ordinance at its meeting tonight, San Francisco could soon have what is believed to be the country’s first ban on the sale of all pets except fish. That includes [...]

He’s Effin’ Brilliant!

Is Biden saying he was an anchor baby? “Genuine”: Redifined &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp       No tags for this post.

Government Motors Wants to Commit Industrial Suicide

THIS is what happens when teh gubbmint gets involved in business decisions: some jackhole looks at the world and sees it exactly ass backwards. via @baseballcrank, we were pointed toward this tasty morsel of abject insanity: Bye-bye, indeed, Miss American Pie. If General Motors has its way, you won’t be driving your Chevy to the levee ever [...]

It’s Not Just Mosques at Ground Zero, NooYawk

This one hits close to the bone: “This hurts — it was done without even consulting us, on the sneak,” said Eugene Reems, 42, a life-long resident whose three children attend the parish elementary school, where his wife, Erin, teaches third grade. “September 11 left scars on this neighborhood that will last for the rest [...]

TIM WISE IS A RACIST WHO WANTS WAR BETWEEN … WELL, EVERYONE THAT WASN’T BORN IN ITALY

Yo–I’m taking a free pass, here, you supercilious jackwhack–”Yo, nigger? Shut your bitch mouth about saying anything. Us NiggerBitchWhiteBoys have decreeded that ignorant fucking fools likle you SHALL NOT be allowed to talk to the … y’know… people who think. You are the dumbest bastard I met this week. THANKS FOR PLAYING, JACKASS Ephphatha Poetry: [...]

Remember When Bubba Proved He Was an Incredible Opportunistic Douche? Well, We’re Back There

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Hey, Barry? How About “STFU You Arrogant Douchebag”

I am really starting to get fed up with this overhyped shithead’s utter contempt for anyone who doesn’t believe he shits unicorns. Brutha’s supposed to be so damn smart–though he won’t let anyone see his collegiate transcripts–yet it seems every time he thinks he’s in front of a “safe” audience he says dumbassed shit like [...]

Today’s ‘MASSIVE MSM DUMBASS AWARD’ goes to…

Rick (Dirty) Sanchez: ‘Too Cold’ in Iceland ‘To Have a Volcano There’ &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp       Tags: dirty sanchez, Iceland, volcano in iceland, Volcanoes