Hi. It’s me, TeeCee.

I just wanna lean into it here, on Opening Day, for you RS Nation (lately) loving assholes, the idea and fact that I am gonna be out here, treating you like hookers in a Green Day video; two bit whores who need beatings and New York Yankees reminding you just the WHO OWNS THE AL EAST…..

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN:

“Kid? Remember: you buy the ticket, you take the ride…. Wait till next month for us to drive yourself nuts.
Really, how many times do I have to say this story?